We're trying to find a husband for Linda.
Linda is a thirty-something, down to earth, fun-loving person.... is well educated.... has a good job
in the health care industry.... and lives on New York's
fashionable Lower East Side... well... these days, really closer to Gramercy Park.
Requirements: You must be heterosexual, down to earth, well educated, articulate, have a good
employment history..... and, most important, have a good
sense of humor..... You should like cats (or, at least not be allergic to them) and be
tolerant of cigarette smoke.... (We'll work with you on helping to get her to quit
smoking).... should be between 5'5" and 6'...... and your age should be in the mid 30s
to mid 40s .... religion is unimportant (although you should have one - We'll count athiesm as a
religion to help you satisfy this requirement).
We (me and Gus - who is another close friend of Linda's) will pre-screen all respondents.
Please include a photo with your email and any other information you think may be
Send all responses to me at firstname.lastname@example.org